||[Oct. 30th, 2004|01:56 pm]
Dateline: Gotham City
Will nobody get off their butts and finally do the population a favor, and put two bullets into the back of the head of the Joker? I mean, this clown has killed, and killed, and killed some more, and we keep tossing him in Arkham...do you think that it helps any of the families of his victims to know that he's supposedly incompetant to stand trial? Does it help that guy living in Crime Alley who lived through a dose of Joker-venom, and now has a perma-grin, just like Joker's, that no amount of plastic surgery is ever gonna fix?
I say we just do the world a favor, and the next time he pokes his little green-tipped head out from hiding, we have a police sharpshooter put a bullet in it.
You hearing me out there, Commissioner? We don't want him brought in, us people of Gotham who pay your salary.
Gotta take a break, folks, and then we'll get to your calls on this Joker situation. To repeat our story from the top of the hour, another body in a Harley Quinn costume was discovered this morning, in peices, in an auditorium on the Gotham State U campus. And, to the surprise of roughly no one, the Joker doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon. No I.D. on this victim, but our hearts here at WLEX go out to her family and friends.
This is Denny Burton. We'll be right back.