|In the current edition of the London 'Sun'...
||[Sep. 20th, 2005|01:43 am]
London, England- As Londoners begin to recover from the effects of the worldwide pandemic, officials returning to work have found a string of rather bizarre crimes. |
Colin Warren, the current Raven Master at the Tower of London, fell ill during the last week of the plague. Unfortunately, no one was able to replace him at guard and when Mr. Warren was finally able to return to work he found all seven ravens missing.
Scotland Yard officials state that it appears to be the work of an American criminal, Harleen Quinzel, otherwise known as Harley Quinn. Ms. Quinzel is suspected of a string of crimes, including a toxic spill in the Thames, a break in at Harrod's, and several other misdemeanors. Chief Inspector Grant, in charge of the case, also informed reporters that Ms. Quinzel is suspected of breaking into the famous Madame Tussaud's and stealing several of the wax figures, including one of Queen Elizabeth II herself.
Officers have been posted at all airports and docks in the area, but as of yet Ms. Quinzel remains at large. According to Chief Grant, "During the illness and riots of the past few weeks, we have no idea when these crimes occurred. The damned woman could still be in London or halfway to bloody Wales by now!"